Flynn and Brown vs. Warren

Scott Brown and Ray Flynn have a laugh about the size of Elizabeth Warren's cock

Romney Raises A-Rod Money

According to reports, in the month of June Republican presidential nominee Mitt Romney raised $100 million. Or as the Romney boys call it, allowance.

Tom Cruise Hearts Larry Bird?

For the third time Tom Cruise has filed for divorce and in all three instances his wife was 33 years old prompting speculation that 33 has significance in the world of Scientology. Simple, L. Ron Hubbard has 11 words in his name, Cruise has been married three times and 3 x 11 = 33. Where is my Pulitzer?

Warren Buffet is Full of Shit

In a recent op-ed piece, billionaire Warren Buffett said that ultra-rich people like himself should contribute more tax money to the U.S. Government. Not shown: Gun to Buffett's head preventing him from voluntarily writing check made out to U.S. Government.

Now Pitching for the Yankees . . .

Tilda Swinton signs 4-year, $60 million deal with Yankees.

Pay Up Junior

Arnold Schwarzenegger indicated in a court filing that he does not want to pay wife Maria Shriver spousal support or attorney fees as the couple ends their 25-year marriage. In a separate filing, Shriver indicated she did not want Schwarzenegger to fuck the maid.

Trebek in Jeopardy

Alex Trebek fell and snapped his Achilles tendon after chasing a burglar from his hotel room in San Francisco. What is 'sounds like a gay prostitute rolled him and this is a cover-up' for $600, Alex?

A Wal-Mart Brunch

A food booth in Syracuse will unveil the 1500 calorie "Big Kahuna Donut Burger" at this year's New York State Fair. In rural New York, the donut is only for people on a diet.

Not So Sensitive Songwriter

Authorities say that when a Pennsylvania woman complained that her songwriter boyfriend had never written a song about her, he choked her and hit her in the face. The couple then broke into a rendition of 'Proud Mary.'

Smash Browns

Potatoes that spilled from a tractor-trailer after a crash with a freight train are now being used to feed needy families in Delaware. In Delaware, it is 1840's Ireland.