Cameron Diaz Breaking

"What Happens in Vegas" actress Cameron Diaz, who was left devastated by the death of her father Emilio last week, will take a year off from making movies. Tough news about the father. The rest is pretty awesome.

Snack Packs Everywhere

A driver is being treated at a Saint Johns County hospital after his truck overturned, spilling Jell-O snack packs all over I-95. Worse, will be the lecture he will get from Bill Cosby.

Huckabee and his Book

Two weeks after the next president is elected, Mike Huckabee will publish a book sharing details on his failed bid for the White House and offering his vision for remodeling the conservative movement. Step one is getting plastic surgry to look like John McCain. Step two is renaming yourself John McCain.

Hillary and Barack

The cover of Time this week morphs together the faces of Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama. The cities of Cambridge, MA and San Francisco were said to have fainted.

Burning a Church

A 21-year-old Plymouth man was sentenced today in federal court to 13 years in prison and three years of probation for setting fire to a Plymouth church, federal prosecutors said. He has since moved to Norway and now fronts a Black Metal band.