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Wednesday, August 06, 2008
Slot Machine Thief
An arrest report says 47-year-old Carlos Gutierrez was at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino early Monday and called 911 to say the slot machine stole his money. Gutierrez was very attached to his nickel.
Road Rage Off Road
Police have arrested a Newark area landlord who allegedly rammed his Hummer into a renter's house, claiming the tenants were behind on their rent. And the side of the house is dented.
Daddy is Old
Officials say an indigenous New Zealand reptile regarded as one of the last living remnants of the dinosaurs will become a father for the first time in decades at the age of 111. The reptile is named Anthony Quinn.
Dogs are Yummy
A mountain lion crept through an open door into a house outside Denver, snatched a Labrador retriever from a bedroom where two people were sleeping and left the dog's dead body outside, wildlife managers said Tuesday. And worse, the lion did not wipe its feet on the mat.
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