You Like McCain? Have Some Candy...

A suburban Detroit woman has decided to scare up the vote among neighborhood children by just offering treats to John McCain supporters. The woman was unaware that one must be 18 to vote.

Voting in the Nude

A nudist community on Florida's west coast wants to establish the first clothing-optional polling site. Oddly, none of the voters are libertarians.

Trick or Treat or Drugs

When their children returned from Halloween trick-or-treating, a Ramsey, MN couple found suspected methamphetamine and $85 in cash among their 7-year-old son's Snickers bars and Skittles. Ramsey has nowpassed Salem, MA as the most popular Halloween destination.