Wild Horses

A man has been cited for public intoxication while riding a white horse during a snowstorm in the northern Wyoming town of Cody. He was later charged with animal prostitution, when the white horse fell into mud with another white horse and three black ones jumped out.

Surprise! You're Dead!

A Dayton, NV Iraqi war veteran surprised his six-year old son on his birthday when he hid inside a giant box that was unwrapped by the unsuspecting child. The boy promptly defecated in his pants, had a heart attack and dropped dead.

Dead Skynard

Lynyrd Skynyrd keyboard player Billy Powell, who played on such hits as "Sweet Home Alabama" and survived the 1977 plane crash that killed three band members, died Wednesday. Police found him in his home after neighbors complained of "that smell" from next door and told police they "gotta smell that smell."

I Miss You Brother

Authorities in Michigan say a 24-year-old man broke into a gas station and called 911 on himself, claiming he wanted to go to jail to be with his incarcerated brother. Sounds like someone thought 'Prison Break' was a reality show.

Messy Mistrial

A San Diego judge has declared a mistrial in a kidnapping and assault case after the defendant smeared excrement on his lawyer's face and threw it at jurors. For his new trial, Curious George will defend himself.