Eminem Hates Autoworkers

Eminem says he and Jimmy Kimmel will fly about 200 laid-off autoworkers to Los Angeles for Friday's taping of his appearance on Kimmel's show. The rapper feels the autoworkers have not suffered enough.

Liar Liar

The New Hampshire Senate is considering a House-passed bill that holds people accountable indefinitely for lying about murders. But if you tell the truth, you go unpunished.

Taco Bell Emergency

Officials say a suspected drug dealer who led police on a 90 mph chase in Indiana was arrested after he stopped suddenly at a Taco Bell parking lot. Probably because he had eaten 15 minutes earlier.

Meeting Menino

Approximately 57 percent of Boston voters have met Mayor Tom Menino. Probably because he is legally required to let all his neighbors he lives in the neighborhood for 'unnamed reasons.'

Dom DeLuise Dead

Actor Dom DeLuise, who starred in such comedy classics "The Cannonball Run" and "Blazing Saddles," died at a Los Angeles hospital Monday night, according to a report on TMZ.com. He will be buried in a sealed-tight, Ziploc bag.

Meg White Wedding

A publicist for The White Stripes says drummer Meg White is engaged to musician Jackson Smith, the son of punk singer Patti Smith and late MC5 guitarist Fred "Sonic" Smith. Next year the couple plans to get divorced, tell people they are siblings, and put out unlistenable albums.