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Wednesday, June 03, 2009
Robbery Gone Good?
A Long Island convenience store owner confronted by a bat-wielding would-be robber said Tuesday he decided to show mercy on the man after he collapsed in tears claiming he was only committing the crime to support his starving family. They then broke into a "I Dreamed a Dream.'
Anger Issues
A New Hampshire man has been arrested for the 153rd time, this time after he was accused of punching someone in the face over the weekend. Two more and he becomes an honorary Kennedy.
No More Topless Coffee
An early morning fire destroyed a topless coffee shop in Maine that created a controversy when it opened in February. After seeing some of the women in Maine, it is considered a 'mercy arson.'
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