Broadway McKean

Tracy Letts' new play, "Superior Donuts," has found its Broadway leading man -- Michael McKean. He will open each show by yelling, "Hello Milwaukee!"

Vampire Robbery

A robber left his mark on a San Antonio victim by biting her left arm. Authorities will be questioning Robert Pattinson in the morning.

Turtles Be Walking

A runway at John F. Kennedy International Airport was shut down briefly Wednesday morning after at least 78 turtles emerged from a nearby bay and crawled onto the tarmac. Prior to the shutdown, all planes were diverted to the Potomac River.

Another Dead Author

John A. Keel, author of "The Mothman Prophecies," died Friday. Unfortunately, he was alive to see the movie adaptation of his book.

Boy in a Closet

Police in Bennington, Vt., say a man spent almost six years sexually abusing a boy whom he hit, threatened and locked in a bedroom while denying him food and water. The man is known as the 'King of Vermont.'

DUI X II

Police arrested a Woodbine, Md. a 20-year-old woman twice in five hours on charges of driving under the influence of alcohol on Friday. On the plus side, she did not shoot Steve McNair.