Friday, September 25, 2009

Beating a Dead Horse

Michael Jackson's "This Is It" documentary will premiere in 25 cities on Tuesday, Oct. 27. It will close on Oct. 28.

Back to School II Starring Eva Longoria

Eva Longoria Parker says she is enrolling in a master's program to learn about her Mexican roots. Lesson one, talk to the set builders on 'Desperate Housewives.'

Pot Protest

Nearly 75 people gathered in Keene, N.H.'s Central Square at 4:20 p.m. Thursday, to protest drug laws as city councilors grapple with a resolution that would decriminalize small amounts of marijuana. Shockingly, none of the 75 had to be at work at that time

Tuesday, September 22, 2009

Old Man Citizens Arrest

Authorities say a 91-year-old South Florida man jumped out of bed naked and held an intruder at gunpoint until deputies arrived. Gunpoint is what the man calls his geriatric boner.

Wild Emu

Officers had to use a stun gun and handcuffs to capture an emu running loose on Interstate 20 in central Mississippi on Sunday. In all fairness, the emu was suspected of DUI and child endangerment.

No More Cornrows

Police in Philadelphia say a white officer who came to work with cornrows was ordered by a black superior to get a haircut because the braids violated department standards. The superior cited the obscure 'Bronson Arroyo Law.'