Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Stinky Ring

An Ohio man was shocked to have his high school ring back after 57 years at the wake for his high school sweetheart. Coincidentally, the ring was found 'inside' the corpse.

Fake W-2

An Illinois man has admitted banking more than $470,000 in paychecks from a New Jersey company he never worked for. Cosmo Kramer is expected to be sent back to New York where he will enter a not guilty plea.

Friday, October 23, 2009

Liza Makes People Cry

Liza Minnelli brought the cast of the new 'Sex and the City' movie to tears when she performed for them. Turns out she ate garlic just before the performance.

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Fire in the Sky

An industrial fire is sending thick, black smoke into the air southwest of Detroit. The city has never smelled so good.

Tough Kid

A California toddler is alive after falling 30 feet from an apartment window and landing on concrete and rocks. The fall helped cure Eric Clapton's writer's block.

Quite a Test Drive

A Massachusetts man who allegedly kidnapped a car salesman during a test drive and drove the vehicle more than 1,000 miles was in custody in Wisconsin. He was charged with 'pulling a Kramer.'

That Ain't Hair

A Cleveland museum has learned that what it thought was a lock of hair from Amelia Earhart is just thread. Shocking... who knew Amelia Earhart wore a cheap wig.