Sully Sexin'

Pilot Chesley Sullenberger jokes that his heroic handling of a disabled jetliner brought him "rock star sex" in an interview for "NBC's People of the Year" TV special. And when Sully says 'rock star,' he means Adam Lambert.

Fool in the City

The mother of a 13-year-old boy with Asperger's syndrome who was missing in New York City for 11 days says her son spent the entire time in the subway system. He now plays bass in a Ramones cover band.

Passing Drugs

A western Pennsylvania woman has been ordered to stand trial on charges she passed a drug-filled balloon to a state prison inmate while kissing him. They also found a bag of heroin in the inmate's urethra.

Young Robber

Police say a 17-year-old Warwick boy who skipped school to rob a bank has been arrested after leaving fingerprints on the threatening note he passed to the teller. Not only did the fingerprints give him away, but the note was also signed by his mother.

Picket Fence

Seattle police say a man who thought he was ninja was impaled on a metal fence when he tried to leap over it. At least he now knows he is not a vampire.

Cow in the Pool

A South Carolina woman who heard a giant splash in her backyard discovered a 650-pound cow had fallen into her swimming pool. The 'splash and run' is said to be payback for all late-night tipping episodes from years past.

Halloween Karma

An Ohio man dressed as a Breathalyzer test for Halloween found himself blowing into one after police stopped him for allegedly driving the wrong way without headlights on a one-way street. A similar incident happened to a man who was dressed up as a penis.

Double-Deck Car

A woman pleaded guilty and will spend five days in jail after letting her daughter ride in a cardboard box on top of their van. She was charged with being the coolest mom ever.