Sheen Struggling for Viewers

A woman who identified herself as Charlie Sheen's wife said in a call to police that the actor threatened her with a knife and that she feared for her life. Sheen said he was just trying to get her to watch 'Two and a Half Men.'

Smoking Bear

Authorities say they confiscated a teddy bear at a Southern California toy store that was stuffed with marijuana. The bear, Teddy Ruxpin, gave his confession when the police pulled his string.

You Can Buy Anything on Ebay

Megan Fox bought her boyfriend a car from eBay. She had been searching for 15 more minutes of fame.

Alec Baldwin is a Huge Liar

Alec Baldwin, citing a lack of passion, reportedly said he'd retire from acting once his contract for the hit NBC TV series "30 Rock" expires. Unless people keep paying him.

Obama Math

President Obama will tell the American people tonight that US troops will start leaving Afghanistan "well before" his first term ends, an official said. Unfortunately, Obama thinks one term is 14 years.