State officials in Maine say witnesses who reported seeing a drowning snowmobiler on a lake were probably looking at an otter enjoying a snack. The snack? A drowning snowmobiler.
Saturday, February 13, 2010
Making a Statement
Police in Georgia say a 23-year-old man grabbed a baseball bat inside of a Walmart and smashed 29 flat-screen televisions. The was was said to have just watched a 'Best of Super Bowl Commercials' TV show and was inspired by a 1984 Apple ad.
Coolest Priest Ever?
A Roman Catholic priest from northeastern Pennsylvania is facing drug possession charges after police say he was caught buying cocaine in Philadelphia. In fairness to the priest it was not for him, but rather the 12-year old he was going to seduce and molest with promises of video games and drugs.
Conning a Con Artist
Police in northwestern Pennsylvania suspect a scam in which people are asked to donate money to disabled firefighters was nipped in the bud when the con artist called a wrong number: that of the local fire chief. Shockingly the chief, who is in a union, was not at work.
Three Legs is Better Than Four
A three-legged pitbull mix that played in a game of doggie baseball has won "Best in Show" at a talent competition held by one of New York City's largest animal shelters. Next stop: Alice in Chains album cover.
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