Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Stiller's Marriage Advice

Ben Stiller told parade.com that laughter is the best way to a successful relationship. Which is why his wife has never seen any of his movies.

Prasie You

In the 2001 special election that sent US Representative Stephen F. Lynch to Washington, the South Boston politician was accused of being hostile to gay rights. A decade later, the low-key lawmaker is winning praise from gay-marriage advocates in the nation’s capital. Once again proving that flip-flopping is okay, so long as you end up on your stomach.

Sexy Syrup

Maple syrup producers are under fire for tapping maple trees in Central Massachusetts cemeteries. Mostly from people who still use 'tapping' as a metaphor for sex.

Monday, March 15, 2010

No, Not the Bridesmaid's Dress

Delaware state police said someone broke into a car and stole a bridesmaid's dress just hours before a wedding on Friday at a shopping center in Pike Creek. Off the record, police are saying the bridesmaid arranged the 'robbery.'

Drinking in New Hampshire

Apples are getting some competition from cows in the debate over what New Hampshire's state drink should be -- cider or milk. Most residents prefer to drink cyanide.

Fat Dude Sings

Ronan Tynan, wearing Sox gear, sang "God Bless America" in South Boston on Sunday. Tynan did modify the "God Bless America" line when he added, "except Jews."

Friday, March 12, 2010

License to Bury

Corey Haim will be buried in his native Canada. It came down to a coin flip between the United States and Canada, which was won by the United States when they called 'tails.'

On the Road with Conan

Conan O'Brien announced a 30-city tour along with Andy Richter and the former 'Tonight Show' band. Some venues will hold up to 5,000 people which, based on his television ratings, would be his largest audience ever.

Pill Living

Women who took the birth control pill beginning in the late 1960s lived longer than those never on the pill, a new study says. Mainly because they did not have kids sucking away their will to live.