What a Long, Strange, Smelly Trip

Two friends who hired a New York City cab driver to drive them across the United States for $5,000 have arrived in Los Angeles. Upon arrival their first statement was, "Recession my ass!"

Old and High

Police say an elderly Pennsylvania couple was the unintended recipient of a very seedy delivery: a five-pound brick of marijuana. They soon became very big fans of the expression, "possession is 9/10 of the law."

A Man That Knows How to Listen

A man helped his wife give birth Thursday night at their Charlestown, MA home as an EMT coached them over the phone, an EMT spokesperson said. Ironically, the couple conceived the same way.

Larry King is Minty Old

Larry King's business portfolio is expanding from bagels to breath mints as the retired talk show host will be the spokesperson for BreathGemz. King fell in love with the product because it covers up the smell of formaldehyde and a rotting corpse.

Duck-fil-a

A duck is nesting in landscaping near a drive-thru menu at a Chick-fil-A in Audubon, NJ. It marks the first time that real fowl has been within 100 yards of a Chick-fil-A.

Having a Famous Mommy Pays Well

Tax documents show unwed mother Bristol Palin earned more than $262,000 for her role in helping raise awareness for teen pregnancy prevention in 2009. Of that money, $262,000 was not spent on condoms.

I'll Look For a Job Later

A Michigan couple is planning a truly long wedding march. Joseph Crist and Laura Brunett are going to walk some 2,500 miles to get to their wedding in Las Vegas this fall. They are able to spend three months walking to their wedding because, like most of Michigan, they are unemployed.

Hey Baseball Drunks, Here's More Booze

An agreement has been reached to sell mixed drinks to fans at Fenway Park. Team officials hope this will allow bleacher fans to be belligerent by the fourth inning instead of the seventh.

Swing Pillows, Drop Pants

People in cities across the globe have taken part in mass pillow fights as part of International Pillow Fight Day on Sunday. The day also spontaneously became International Masturbate While Looking at Women Having Pillow Fights Day.