Friday, May 27, 2011

Barney Frank: Dumb, Honest, or Both?

Massachusetts Rep. Barney Frank admitted that he helped get an ex-lover a lucrative job with Fannie Mae. “If it is (a conflict of interest), then much of Washington is involved (in conflicts),” Frank told the Boston Herald.
I made none of that up.

Amy Winehouse Does Not Do as She Says

A representative for Amy Winehouse says the singer has checked into a treatment program in London. In other words, she is a dirty liar.

The Reader is Inside the House

Minutes before a midnight deadline, President Barack Obama signed into law a four-year extension of post-Sept. 11 'Patriot Act.' So, Hello U.S. Government! Hope you like the site.

Joe Biden's Stimulus Package

"Mr. President, Joe Biden may be your number two, but in the sack he's more like eight."

Thursday, May 26, 2011

Facebook CEO Steals from Ted Nugent

Facebook 'inventor' Mark Zuckerberg has vowed to "only eat what he kills." His weekend dinner choices include lobster, venison, and the free time of every American under 25 years old.

Tuesday, May 17, 2011

Two More and It's Game Time

Celtics greats Bill Russell and Ray Allen will speak in front of President Obama in Boston's South End as part of a fundraiser on Wednesday. It marks the first time three black men will congregate in the same room in the South End without being questioned by Boston police.

Friday, May 13, 2011

Huckabee Bashes Obama's 'Manhood'

"I have seen President Obama in the shower and let's just say his charisma is the only thing he has in common with JFK."