The Real Tonight Show Monologue
A lot of comedians dream of writing for the Tonight Show. I'm one of them.
Tuesday, October 23, 2007
Sitting On a Thief
A man who stumbled upon a burglar near his house did the only thing he could do until police arrived -- he
sat on the thief
. The man is now pregnant.
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